

What Mom and Dad SaidMy mom said forget it, my dad said go to bed, went out to the fire escape, and snuck to the party instead.What Mom and Dad Said
First I met this really hot guy and then I started drinking, before I knew it we were upstairs and I was barely thinking.
He was sweet and gentle but tried to take off my clothes, but I was still sober enough to punch him in the nose.
Down the stairs, I then start to scream and yell, I heard a gun shot behind my neck and suddenly I fell.
Dad said, "forget it," mom said, "go straight to bed" so if I had just listened to them would I still be here...dead???


WishesI wish I could hold you, I wish we could kiss, But you are not here now, Pick her because shes' the one that you missWishes
I wish I could tell you, I wish I had the strength, But you are with her now, Pick her for the length.
I wish I could slap you, I wish it was you I could punch, but you are far gone now, Picking her up for lunch.
I wish that you loved me like i loved you, I wish now that I could tell you, But I'm left here in the dust
pick her for what you think is lust.
You wish I could hold you, You wish we were


Steven WrightAll those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.Steven Wright
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be
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